You might think I do nothing for you, but I am about to save you time. Bad Teacher looks funny - Jason Segel and Justin Timberlake can be hilarious. But Cameron Diaz' black hole of unfunny expands to cover Timberlake, and Segel only has a few good lines. It's the script that's terrible - someone thought teacher stereotypes would be funny (and in fairness, I know teachers like each of them), and forgot that a story involves a plot, or meaningful character growth/shifts - think second half of Office Space. Avoid like the plague. If you're desperate for movie theater air conditioning, go with X-Men or a few great independent movies like Submarine or Beginners (or Win Win if you can find it - Paul Giamatti is awesome).
An important event is coming up on July 15 as the last Harry Potter movie spells the end of my midnight movie career (except both Hobbit movies, and any future Potter movies now that J.K. Rowling is writing more books ... OK, not so much an end). I'm rereading all 7 books, and would like to try a miniseries on the blog, so here goes:
Harry Potter What-If #1
What If anyone in the world remembered the Time-Turner existed? Good guys win, unless Voldemort can make one too, in which case it becomes a chicken race of who will go back farther in time to shift events their way. I await the fan-fiction entries.